Ranking men that cut me in line by least to most breedable
What you don’t know can’t hurt you. What you know can’t hurt you. Nothing can hurt you.
What about a large rock?
literally just ignore it
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….
personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
good post but the morse code translation isnt accurate.
i think what happened is that tumblr converted three dots into a single character and it didn't show up.
B is "-..." if you remove the 3 dots, it makes a T "-", meaning why broke becomes "troke"
"penis" is weird because removing the 3 dots just makes. nothing. i dont know the T got at the end
H is also "...." and if you remove 3 dots it becomes E "." which is how you get "aeee" instead of "ahhh"
Yeouce is actually just "youch" i know how the second E got there (see above) but not the first one.
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Tags were too good to ignore.
Couples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart
my life is really full and satisfying without a partner im happy just strengthening my relationships with my friends and family but what the fuuuuuuuuck
u guys know sexuality gender and the way u feel attraction can change right. u know you can put labels on and off right. nothing is solid swim a little if you like etc
normalize saying "it was a phase, mom". in a way that doesn't take away that it was real.
this should go without saying but this is also especially true if you identified as ace and then suddenly you're head over heels in sexy romantic love. or if you were bi and then are suddenly feeling hetero feelings only. there's nothing shameful about that. maybe it was real, maybe you we're figuring things out - that's for you to know only.
tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website
It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.
ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost